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"If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.In the winter we had to wrap our feet with barbed wire for traction." -Bill Flavin "In my day, we couldn’t afford shoes, so we went barefoot."Don’t look back, something might be gaining on you." -Satchel Paige.They can do too much to themselves, they last too long." -Bertolt Brecht

"People are too durable, that's their main trouble."I think of myself as an intelligent, sensitive human being with the soul of a clown, which always forces me to blow it at the most important moments." -Jim Morrison.after a long gap was something which mere words cant do the justice of explaining. "In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular." -Kathleen Norris Assuming you meant humorous short stories that also show wisdom.The wiser I become, the blurrier my vision gets. "Instead of holding on to the Biblical view that we are made in the image of God, we come to realize that we are made in the image of the monkey." -Lin Yutang 100 Funny Quotes About Age and Wisdom The older I get, the better my hindsight becomes."If you don't know where you are going, you will wind up somewhere else!" - Yogi Berra MichelRoque (0) Funny Sites Funny Quotes File Hosting Funny Quotes File Hosting Funny Videos Random Quotes Hilarious Pics Ougi."If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?" -Tom Snyder."Jealousy is all the fun you think they had." -Erica Jong These short stories in English can be fun, teach us important things, make us feel motivated and inspired, and tell us what is right and wrong.

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"I guess a drag queen’s like an oil painting: You gotta stand back from it to get the full effect." -Harvey Fierstein.

"He who believes that the past cannot be changed has not yet written his memoirs." -Torvald Gahlin.

"If you cannot answer a man's argument, all it not lost you can still call him vile names." -Elbert Hubbard.

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"A signature always reveals a man's character-and sometimes even his name." -Evan Esar Some funny, some helpful some containing large portions of wisdom, others not so much.

'There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.' Mindy Kaling 2.

"A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of." -Burt Bacharach Funny Quotes About Life Woman's Day/Getty Images 1.

Naked people have little or no influence on society." -Mark Twain

"I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!" -Tom Lehrer.

That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes." -Jack Handey

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.

"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't." -Erica Jong.

But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well-viewed." -Lily Tomlin

"If you read a lot of books, you're considered well-read.